remember the days when family movie nights included the communal popcorn bowl,
divvied up with a stack of all the small mismatched bowls you could find?
imagine you discover corn is not your friend in any way, shape, or form,
and that movie nights will never have popcorn again. ever!
but then one day, after years of popcorn-free movie nights,
you happen to discover a way to make your own notcorn,
and you put it in a small mismatched bowl of your very own! ...